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Mar 30, 2008 2:02:32 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 2:02:32 GMT -5
3 years later…
Taylor: Gabriella, you can’t mope around in our dorm all day. It’s been three years, are you still upset about Troy leaving you?
Gabriella: Yes… and he hasn’t even called or written.
Taylor: Of course not, you have to wait till you see him by chance, then you’ll slowly get back together.
(Taylor’s cell phone starts ringing, she picks it up)
Taylor: Hello? Hey Kelsi! Sure! Wow, that’s a great idea. Okay, tomorrow at 8:00, bye!
Taylor: (to Gabriella) Kelsi and Jason are having a party and she’s inviting the whole gang from high school!
Gabriella: OMGOMGLOL I have a chance to meet up with Troy again!
Taylor: Duh… sometimes you’re so stupid that you make me want to make out with Chad passionately
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Mar 30, 2008 2:03:16 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 2:03:16 GMT -5
Troy is sitting in his house. He was still wearing his Duke jersey from the game 2 hours ago. He was the starting point guard and was living the good life. He had a huge house and all the girls wanted to be with him, and the guys wanted to be him. Just then the phone rang.
Troy: Hello?
Jason: Hey Troy, it’s Jason.
Troy: Oh hi, what's up?
Jason: Well tomorrow me and Kelsi are holding a party with the gang from high school, you going to be there?
Troy: Pff, no. Sounds stupid.
Jason: Come on Troy, I heard Gabriella is gonna be there, and she really misses you.
Troy: Am I supposed to be all shocked and change my mind now?
Jason: Well, yeah.
Troy: Too bad, I'm not going. Oh, and tell Gabriella "just like kindergarten."
Jason: Okay...why?
Troy: I don’t know, I think it means something. Bye. (hangs up)
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Mar 30, 2008 2:04:40 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 2:04:40 GMT -5
OMFGTHEREALLYREALLYFUNNYPART!!! Troy lies back on the bed. Just then there is a flash of light and smoke fills the room. He sees a blurry image of a keyboard floating in front of him.)
: Troy, sit down.
Troy: WTF what is this?
Troyella God: I am the Troyella god.
Troy: Who?
Troyella God: You know the god of all troyellas? TxG man? Mr. TG? T+G?
Troy: …
Troyella God: Ugh…. Ohhhh now I know you.
Troyella God: Yes well I have many identities. Anyway, you have to go to the party.
Troy: Why?
Troyella God: Because, that's just the way troyellas work, you find each other after missing each other for years and-
Troy: But I don't miss her.
Troyella God: (quickly) Shut up. As I was saying, you miss each other and then you get back together, love each other have hot passionate sex and get married, have kids and live happily ever after.
Troyella God: Oh, and sometimes your kids get mental defects or start to audition for the exact same school musical exactly like you and Gabriella did. Isn't that cute?
Troy: No, that's pretty messed up.
Troyella God: So is your face.
Troy: Oh damn, nice.
Troyella God: ty.
Troyella God: So anyway you need to meet her and want to have hot sex with her again, even though there are girls 50x hotter ready to marry you right now. Alright?
Troy: I'm not going!
Troyella God: DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THIS A FUCKING TROYKELSI? DO YOU? I’LL FUCKING DO IT RIGHT NOW!
Troy: OFMG PLEASE NO! I’ll DO ANYTHING!
Troyella God: Go to the party.
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Mar 30, 2008 12:50:21 GMT -5
Post by chad michael danforth on Mar 30, 2008 12:50:21 GMT -5
rotfl. that's all I have to say.
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Mar 30, 2008 12:52:45 GMT -5
Post by ethan david evans on Mar 30, 2008 12:52:45 GMT -5
Yeah me too... lmao
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Apr 1, 2008 20:45:20 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Apr 1, 2008 20:45:20 GMT -5
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THIS A TROYKELSI ILL DO IT!!!! OMFG NO ILL DO ANYTHING GO TO THE PARTY xD
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