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Post by joesph adam johnson on Oct 26, 2009 16:30:58 GMT -5
sharpay, joe, newt, and mikayla were all at joe and mik's house. all three of the kids were at a babysitter's house. they were going to have a movie night. personally, joe didn't mind. newt was alright, but his wife was insanely slutty.
sharpay walked into the kitchen, "Mik! where the hell do you keep the popcorn bowl?!" she screamed to her best friend, who was in the living room with both of their husbands...or mikayla's husband and sharpay's fiance.
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Post by newt devon livingston on Oct 26, 2009 16:46:30 GMT -5
"Dear lord, Sharpay. Can't you just use regular bowls?" Mikayla shouted back, standing up and flouncing into the kitchen to help her friend. Newt shuddered. Women who looked like her should not be allowed to wear the skanky things Mikayla did. I mean, she wasn't fat, or ugly. The problem was, she wasnt sharpay. "Joe, who even says 'dear lord' anymore. You're wife talks like some southern belle"
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Post by joesph adam johnson on Oct 26, 2009 16:49:26 GMT -5
joe side glanced over to newt, glaring. "well at least my wife isn't a ditzy blonde who only knows the words 'fuck me' and 'now'." joe remarked back, crossing his arms over his chest, while sharpay could be heard saying "ugh! damnit!" and a bowl falling to the floor, but not breaking. |
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Post by newt devon livingston on Oct 26, 2009 16:54:15 GMT -5
"At least I have sex with my wife. I've heard you havent exactly been pleasing Mikayla, lately. Last week I could hear Shar on the phone with her giving advice on how to seduce you," Newt said with a smirk, "I'm pretty sure you're just jealous. Does Mikayla even turn you on?" he asked. There was the echo of the brunette's voice off of the kitchen walls, "No, damnit. Thats the Trail Mix bowl, THIS is the popcorn bowl" then there was the sound of a glass bowl breaking, "well...its not anymore" mikayla mumbled
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Post by joesph adam johnson on Oct 26, 2009 16:57:56 GMT -5
joe took a deep breath, well attempted to, anyway. "of course she turns me on! at least my wife hasn't made out with the same guy you have!!" joe said, fuming. newt really had no right to judge his marriage to mikayla. sharpay meanwhile said, "nuh uh! at lava springs we just use HUGE margarita glasses to hold our trail mix. you've got your silverware and shit all fucked up mik!" in a irritated voice. |
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Post by newt devon livingston on Oct 26, 2009 17:01:19 GMT -5
"My freaking bad! I'm not lava springs, Sharpay. Here, lets use this," crash "DAMNIT.IM NOT TALL ENOUGH".
Newt scoffed. "That was one time, Joe. One fucking time. Bu I suppose you must be the perfect husband, right? You've never done anything wrong? With your klutz of a wife in there. She cuts herself, she used to be builimic, she kissed me," Newt stopped, knowing this was pissing him off, "she's not really that fucked up. she's just a little attention whore"
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Post by joesph adam johnson on Oct 26, 2009 17:06:00 GMT -5
"even in my stripper heels i'm not tall enough mik! and i refuse to stand on a chair! how do i know that you won't look up my skirt?!" sharpay asked, somewhat loudly.
joe pointed towards the kitchen. "yeah. at least mine isn't completely full of herself. and so what. yours used to spend her mornings waking up with her head in a damn toilet bowl, not to mention the fact that mine happens to be very very smart! yours can't add three plus three. and i bet you can't either!" joe shot back, getting furious now. |
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Post by newt devon livingston on Oct 26, 2009 17:09:16 GMT -5
"Shut up, Sharpay. It sounds like you want me to look up your skirt! Just get the damn step stool and get out a bowl so I can make some popcorn!" She sighed, getting agitated.
"Shutup Joe, we both know that three plus three equals nine, so don't act like you're so smart, okay? " Newt scooted over, and got in his face. "So shut up, and get off your damn high horse"
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Post by joesph adam johnson on Oct 26, 2009 17:13:10 GMT -5
sharpay sent a tiny glare down to her best friend, "no i don't want you to look up my skirt! and i can't re-" glass shattered. "damnit!" she stomped her foot on the hard wood flooring. "look what you made me do!!" she whined.
"livingston, you do not want to get on my bad side. and three plus three is six! three times three is nine, you dumbass! i don't know what your little whore of a wife thinks of you! do you even know how to put a damn condom on?!" joe asked, glaring, and sitting up, getting in newt's face too. |
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Post by newt devon livingston on Oct 26, 2009 17:20:18 GMT -5
"I do now how to put on a condom, thank you very much. Don't even go there you son..of..a.." Newt suddenly couldnt help himself, he pressed his lips against Joe's, and shoved his tounge in his mouth without hesitation.
Mikayla smiled,"I got one, come on, we'll clean this up later." Mikayla's heel's clicked on the tile, and she stopped in her tracks when she saw her and her best friend's husbands making out on the couch. She motioned frantically to Sharpay. "Oh holy hot guys kissing on my couch.."she mumbled
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