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Mar 30, 2008 1:54:54 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:54:54 GMT -5
Troy: Hey gabb-… Gabriella wanna dance.
Gabriella: Hm, alri-.
Zeke: to everyone Welcome to my party everyone, WHAT TEAM?
Ryan: Crazy Cats?
Sharpay: Wild Cats you idiot.
Zeke: I bought a karaoke machine and we all decided Troy and Gabz-
Gabriella: Gabriella!
Zeke: -Gabriella… Should sing “Start of Something New!”
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Mar 30, 2008 1:55:32 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:55:32 GMT -5
cheers from everyone
Troy & Gabriella: WTF!
Gabriella: I fucking hate that song. We sing it in every fan fic.
Troy: At least 3 times.
Zeke: “Breaking Free?”
Troy: How about I break your neck.
Zeke: Okay Okay, whatever, I have pie in the oven anyway. runs off stage
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Mar 30, 2008 1:56:11 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:56:11 GMT -5
Mr. Bolton: Everybody freeze!
Troy: Dad?
Mr. Bolton: Troy! Why aren’t you practicing basketball?
Troy: We won the championship an hour ago…
Mr. Bolton: Is that an excuse? Champions don’t make excuses.
Troy: I hate you dad, why do you try to ruin my life?
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Mar 30, 2008 1:56:49 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:56:49 GMT -5
Mr. Bolton: Eh, I dunno. I just have a fetish for basketball. And when you guys get all sweaty in those outfits-
Troy: Dad stop!
Mr. Bolton: Fine whatever, … you guys got any booze?
Troy: No… you said I shouldn’t until-
Mr. Bolton: Eh you kids suck. Im outtie…
Chad: What did you say?
Mr. Bolton: Outtie…
Troy & Chad: Never again…
Mr. Bolton: I’m just trying to fit in.
Troy: Dad leave, no one likes you.
Mr. Bolton: Fine, I’m gonna go to Darbus’s place, you know what to tell your mother…
Troy: Yeah I got it, flat tire.
Mr. Bolton: Good boy.
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Mar 30, 2008 1:57:38 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:57:38 GMT -5
Gabriella: So you wanna go outside Troy?
Troy: Sure.
Gabriella and troy lay on the grass looking up at the sky.
Gabriella: So… you know next year we’ll be going our separate ways.
Troy: Thank god…
Gabriella: WHAT!
Troy: Oh shit that wasn’t in italics?
Gabriella: No…
Troy: Oh well in that case, I was just kidding.
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Mar 30, 2008 1:58:16 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:58:16 GMT -5
Gabriella: I don’t think you were…
Troy: Not as beautiful as you.
Gabriella: What?
Troy: The stars… they’re not as beautiful as you.
Gabriella: That’s not what I said.
Troy: Oh come on, that line has been gold in every other fan fic.
Gabriella: It’s 6 o’clock…
Troy: Oh, well you can kinda see them. See right there that’s-
Gabriella: an airplane…
Troy: Fine, I’m going inside.
Gabriella: Fine.
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Mar 30, 2008 1:59:49 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 1:59:49 GMT -5
Troy begins driving and then swerves off the road.
Troy: Oh god we’re going into a river!
Troy starts to unbuckle Taylor’s seatbelt.
Taylor: WTF Troy hit the breaks!
Troy: Oh, shit.
The car slides into the river at full speed and tips over.
Troy, Chad, Sharpay, and Gabriella die screaming.
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Mar 30, 2008 2:00:30 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 2:00:30 GMT -5
Taylor: OMGOMGOMG
Kelsi & Ryan: Wow…
Taylor: runs away crying
Kelsi: Watch out!
Taylor runs off a cliff and dies.
Kelsi: NOOO! Sobs she was my best friend!
Ryan: puts his arm around her Don’t worry, no she wasn’t. In fact, she told me yesterday how much she hated you and hoped you died.
Kelsi: Aww Ryan! begins making out furiously with him
Ryan breaks apart from their kiss.
Ryan: Ew, get off of me! Haven’t you realized that I’m gay yet? I mean come on, in all these fan fics I’m always the one who’s alone, don’t you get the picture?
After hearing this news and being rejected by the one person she has left, Kelsi joins Taylor at the bottom of the cliff.
Ryan: Wow… Um, WHAT TEAM? Oh, oops…
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Mar 30, 2008 2:00:59 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 2:00:59 GMT -5
PART 2
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Mar 30, 2008 2:02:02 GMT -5
Post by mikayla renee johnson on Mar 30, 2008 2:02:02 GMT -5
Gabriella: You’re leaving me?
Troy: Oh, is that why you’re crying?
Gabriella: I can’t believe you Troy!
Troy: Don’t worry. (singing) This could be the start of something new…
Gabriella: (sobbing) Troy! We’re never going to see each other ever again!
Taylor: No, you will, what kind of fan fic isn’t a TxG?
Chad: Shut up, you think you know everything.
Taylor: I do, and I know that we’re going to make out right now.
(Taylor and Chad start making out… passionately and furiously. Gabriella and Troy walk away.)
Gabriella: Troy, why aren’t you going to the same college as me? Don’t you love me?
Troy: Er, um, yeah, I do, really. But I can’t because my grades suck.
Gabriella: But you could get a full basketball scholarship to any college you want to!
Troy: I need to go to a college with a good basketball program, I’m sorry.
Gabriella: No you’re not.
Troy: I know.
Mr. Bolton: Troy! You got your diploma already so come practice basketball! You need to work on your, um, intentional fouls!
Troy: (whispered to Mr. Bolton) Nice timing dad.
Gabriella: Um, I heard that…
Troy: And you looked like one too.
Gabriella: What?
Troy: Well, it worked in the movie…
Mr. Bolton: Troy! Come on or I’ll beat you!
Gabriella: So, I guess this is goodbye.
Troy: Yeah… see ya. (runs off.)
Gabriella: Troy? Troy! Come back to me Troy!
Zeke: Want some cookies?
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